new official shirt

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Fund our new ocean plane/shark quest

Theres alot of bad news out there for people who are looking to avoid shark crashes and airplane attacks, which is basically everyone on the planet who is still alive. Entire life rafts and sea-doos are being eaten alive by the dangers of the world and our resident oceanairgraphers Doctors Marsh, Balogh, and Abalone ares setting out on a deep dark quest to discover new and exciting ways to stop the terrir. We do this by exploring and observing terrible instances of either or. We need your help and your support to make this world a better place. Stay tuned for new lessons so you can better avoid the terrible fate of these poor souls.












= look out for these sure fire signs of a bad experience in an airplane

A Word of Warning

I was talking to someone (not even a friend) and they commented that this was "morbid." And I got to thinking, maybe it is "morbid" but come on people! We have got to wake up. Shark attacks and air plane crashes are real threats, and they will strike you down when you least expect it. Hole in one, baby. You could be in the bathtub, enjoying a nice leisurely wash, when bam, no you're not, you're dreaming...on an airplane...and its crashing. Thats a real "wake up call" wouldn't you say? Or you could be walking to class, enjoying the sunshine, thinking about what kind of coffee you'd like for the day, when SUDDENLY you're being attacked by a shark...after your plane has made an emergency crash landing in the Pacific Ocean. The dangers are endless...so lets get real guys. Keep your eyes peeled... and more importantly lets fly/swim/boat/live/eat safe!




Heres a couple pics that recognize the terrible fate of looking the other way while at sea. Be AWARE!










=crucha mucha people go with lunch

WELCOME

Hey, so this site highlights some of the most outrageous experiences in mankind's history, more specifically shark attacks and airplane crashes. Here's your first dose of adrenaline:




Did you see that F*cking shark?!?!? Holy. Shit.


Here's some crazy pics (does not look like fun!):













=Whoa